1. My neck looks old today. I am 34.
2. I want a school. I want it now.
3. My kids' Taekwondo instructor handed me a uniform last week. My body is disobedient.
4. My daughter said, "Mommy is the bravest!"
5. I am stalling.
6. Talking is hard. My thoughts hate the way they sound. Best to keep them.
7. Politics makes my religion too bitter to endure. PATOOEY.
8. I think its all a scam: 200 bazillion kinds of soaps. Bet we don't even really need any.
9. I don't want to do anything for anyone. I suck.
10. I want a week of solitude. I am 34.
This is what I propose: Leave your kids with your mom. Fly to Utah. Spend a week in my spare room. You can rest, read, bathe without soap, plan your school, and moisturize your neck. I'll take care of you and try to control my kids to keep the noise level to a minimum. Now doesn't that sound nice. And all it'll cost you is a plane ticket.
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