1. My neck looks old today. I am 34.
2. I want a school. I want it now.
3. My kids' Taekwondo instructor handed me a uniform last week. My body is disobedient.
4. My daughter said, "Mommy is the bravest!"
5. I am stalling.
6. Talking is hard. My thoughts hate the way they sound. Best to keep them.
7. Politics makes my religion too bitter to endure. PATOOEY.
8. I think its all a scam: 200 bazillion kinds of soaps. Bet we don't even really need any.
9. I don't want to do anything for anyone. I suck.
10. I want a week of solitude. I am 34.